Vintage Tumblr Themes
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citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor




alternative house words:

  • stark: bad decision making 101 (now with 110% more honor)
  • targaryen: incest is best
  • lannister: dolla dolla bills ya’ll
  • baratheon: oh i just cant WAIT to be king
  • tyrell: flowers and homosexuals
  • greyjoy: fuck u i won’t do what u tell me
  • tully: [fish noises]
  • martell: we’re fuckin badass and u all know it


  • frey: those assholes that guard the bridge

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